Win a Prize! Decipher this Fan Letter!

Author: yellowmenace / Categories: Contests

March 10 2011, 12:56 AM

As you can probably guess, we have tons of perverted fans contacting us through various methods. Most of the time its via email. But the CRAZIEST and most incoherent letters almost always arrive via snail mail.  I mean, if you are resorting to snail mail to contact us, you probably live in a cave somewhere and is jerking off to VHS copies of our videos!  The letter below is a perfect example something that can only come from the mind of a drunk (and most likely unemployed) perv! I am not sure what he’s trying to say, but I think he’s applying for a job here at the Porn Pros office.

The first member who can coherently translate this mess will receive a Porn Pros Tee Shirt! Shoot me an email ASAP! This is going to go FAST!