When will this Sheen v Capri nightmare end?

Author: yellowmenace / Categories: capri and charlie

November 22 2010, 08:27 PM

As sure as the sun will set today, it appears that Capri is going to sue Charlie Sheen for what occurred that romantic evening in his hotel room. She is alleging that Charlie choked her. I am not sure if he did or not, but my extensive experience as a whoremonger tells me that she’s playing the victim. The choking probably occurred but most likely with consent. What do I know, I’ve only been around the whores for over 8 years, studying them like biologists would study mating habits of gorillas. I know my whores.

Check her out on TMZ and see how well she’s playing the crowd in her nationally publicized interview.