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Porn Pros PSA: Hazards of Anal Sex.

Author: yellowmenace / Categories: Behind the Scenes

October 29 2010, 10:41 PM

Please see a doctor

Those of you who are interested in fucking your girlfriends or wives in the ass, you’ve been warned.

Excessive Anal Sex, especially if you are well endowed, will result in the photo you see above. This, boys and girls is what we call a Prolapsed Colon. If you guys insist on having awesome anal sex, I would suggest having it with a non-significant other. You dont want your girl’s asshole to look like Sarlacc, the star wars sand creature.

For those of you who are interested in the origins of this photo, i promised the girl that I wouldn’t reveal her identity. In fact, I had pay quite a bit of money for a photo like this. I am not saying how much but it starts with 3k. Girls with a prolapsed colon, even in the porno business are akin to bigfoot: relegated to urban legends and rarely photographed. So I hope u fuckers appreciate this. you should download this and use it as a repeating image on your desktop.

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